Оo搞笑的中国式英语

一杯摩卡

1．we two who and who？      

咱俩谁跟谁阿   


2．how are you ? how old are you?      

怎么是你，怎么老是你？   


3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you      

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你   


4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！      
together up ！      

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！   


5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!      

有事起奏，无事退朝      


6．you me you me      

彼此彼此      


7．You Give Me Stop!!   

你给我站住！      


8．know is know noknow is noknow   

知之为知之，不知为不知...      


9．WATCH SISTER   

表妹      


10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!      

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！      


11．American Chinese not enough      

美中不足      


12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die      

车祸现场描述      


13．heart flower angry open      

心花怒放      


14．go past no mistake past      

走过路过，不要错过      
15．小明：I am sorry!      

    老外：I am sorry too!      
　   小明：I am sorry three!      

    老外：What are you sorry for?      
    小明：I am sorry five!      


16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!      
要钱没有，要命一条      


17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.      

我叫李老大，今年25。      


18．you have two down son。   

你有两下子